A meme

August 26, 2008 at 8:27 pm | Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

1. My uncle once wore his side-burns so long that they looked painted on.

2. Never in my life have I had so much junk in my car.

3. When I was five I had a blue and white polka-dotted dress that I loved.

4. High school was something to survive.

5. I will never forget hurricane Cecelia.

6. Once I met a man who married his ex-sister in law.

7. There’s this boy I know who dances like there’s no tomorrow.

8. Once, at a bar, I played darts with bikers.

9. By noon, I’m realizing that I forgot my lunch.

10. Last night I cleaned the litter box.

11. If only I had a washer and dryer.

12. Next time I go to church I’ll be preaching.

13. What worries me most is that I will be forgotten.

14. When I turn my head left I see my calendar which cost only 50 pence and has pretty pictures of Scotland.

15. When I turn my head right I see my bookshelf.

16. You know I’m lying if I say I don’t want a Diet Coke.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is my own youth.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be …I have no idea.

19. By this time next year I hope that things will be very different.

20. A better name for me would be clergy Barbie.

21. I have a hard time understanding why I can’t get picked.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll study creative writing or preaching.

23. You know I like you if I let you drive.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be my parents.

25. Take my advice, never fly before 5 a.m..

26. My ideal breakfast is french toast.

27. A song I love but do not have is I don’t know….I pretty much get everything that I love.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest going to my mom’s house for cake.

29. Why won’t people wear socks when they try on shoes?

30. If you spend a night at my house, you’ll have a 4 legged alarm clock.

31. I’d stop my wedding for –wedding?

32. The world could do without bottled water.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than wear open-toed dress shoes.

34. My favorite blondie is on the other coast.

35. Paper clips are more useful than keys in pushing the teeny tiny restart button.

36. If I do anything well it’s resourcing others.

37. I can’t help but sing almost all day.

38. I usually cry when I’m alone.

39. My advice to my nephew/niece is to be adventurous.

40. And by the way, I should be working on a sermon right now.



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  1. There is Not. One. Chance. you will be forgotten. Not by me. You have done so much for me and others like me.

  2. Yep. What she said.

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